A Complete List of Things I Would Smuggle in the Sleeves of My New Top

Who am I kidding; there are only three things on my list.

FOOD: Lucky for me, I can smuggle some of my favourites into any bar, club or restaurant. A small pizza, hotdog, chocolate bars, nandos chicken. Easy.

COCA COLA: Those things cost upwards of $3! And as any fellow addict understands, that shit tastes best out of a can. All the better for hiding up my sleeve.

FLASK: Much easier than stashing it between my boobs at the year 12 formal. Small titties for the win.

And bloody cheers to that!

x. G.

Wearing: Roe + May 'Marbella' Top | Vintage Jeans (similar here) | Sandali Sandals

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